11:15am 09/01/2004
mood: horny
So I just starred in a porno. Granted most of it was inside my head, but nonetheless, I felt what it was like to be Tanner Rambone.

I walked up to the doors to my dorm to see a lovely young lady standing outside with severla suitcases. I opened the door and held it open for her as she asked me in very broken english, "Ummm, escuse me, where...can I find, the room, ehhh, where I am in...?"

My mind froze and me eyes locked with her. Her beauty overtook me and the blood started pumping. She saw I was kind of frozen and smiled as she ran her fingers along her bangs to place her lovely burnette locks behind her ear; her eyes glanced downward breifly.

I snapped out of my trance and spoke, "Well, I happen to be the RA for this building. I can take you up to my room and we can sort things out, see if we can, uhhh...find you a bed to sleep in...Follow me."

We stepped into the elevator and she took off her jacket to reveal a very tight t-shirt. I asked her where she was originally from.

"Peurto Rico," she answered.

"Must" I said.

"Yes, I don't, how do you say, like too much clothes to have on."

I smiled as the elevator stopped at the fourth floor. I picked up some of her suitcases and we stepped into my room. I told her to make herself comfortable, and she stretched out along the bed, her eyes closed and a smile on her face. I sat down on the bed next to her nd asked if she knew anybody here. She sat up putting her face within inches of mine.

She said, "No, I do not know anybody..."

With that our lips joined together and- well, you get the idea...

I have to say that it was the most incredible night of my life.

And that everything I've just said and insinuated since the third paragraph happened in my mind during the elevator ride to the fourth floor since the real RA just happened to walk up right as the Carribbean Carebear asked me that fateful question.
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05:19pm 05/01/2004
  does anyone have a deviantart account?  
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01:26am 29/12/2003
  okay so i don't think that orange jello gets the respect it deserves.
i mean, they put it in the 6-pack with the raspberry jello and there are always 4 raspberry and only 2 orange.

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01:04pm 24/12/2003
mood: confused
I saw a dead tennis ball
the side of the road
SMILE at me


It was odd....
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i did it for the cash and the bitches
06:06pm 15/12/2003  
02:45pm 14/12/2003


But seriously,

you fuckers are not madness! Yoo much logic all up in here!



Fuckin craig dacvid burgers man, that's where it's at. I cooked up some mighty fine craig david burgers in sheffield. Yummmm. Secret ingredients: Craig David, Two sticks of chewing gum.

I am opening craig david burger restaurant! You all come visit! Craig david all over your boink boink nd all that

Next time you're in tokyo, look me up and I'll be serving y'all some mightyyy fine BURGERS! Vegetarian food only, though, no celerery or rubbish like that.

Who thinks I'm getting into harvard?
Who think I'm going to whore myself on the streets of tokyo for blow? (get it? blow for blow! hahaha somtimes I make m e laugh! So funny, ne?)

Let's vote!

I vote option four.
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Merry Beefmas
10:44pm 13/12/2003
mood: creative
The next big invention in food storage should be a spinning refrigerator. With the contents all moving near the speed of light, then they would not age as quickly and therefore be fresh several weeks after they were put in there. One thing you would have to consider is how much those cakes have been spinning, and how dizzy they might make you. Man, you would get fucked up...Also, they should have a warning sticker on the back that says something about that.
08:34pm 13/12/2003


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07:11pm 09/12/2003
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03:13pm 08/12/2003
mood: creative

anyways, we need more members...
this community needs to flourish

Link to us or anything!

And I am going to make a little picture, banner type thing for us...I need some pictures to work off of though. Give me some ideas. Thanks alot.

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Spartan Spirit.
02:55pm 07/12/2003
  my name is craig ::clap clap::
i give great hugs ::clap clap::
you're not my friend ::clap clap::
if you do drugs ::clap clap::

wooooooooo! go spartans!!!

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05:11pm 04/12/2003
  But maybe I don't wanna finish anything
Maybe I can wait in bed til she comes home
And whispers
You're in my web now
I've come
To wrap you up tight til it's time to bite down
05:43pm 02/12/2003
mood: discontent
bubble tea is yummy
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Where is the rake?
10:16pm 01/12/2003
mood: indifferent
01:25pm 27/11/2003
mood: dammmmmn good
earth to rose (1:23:28 PM): you're like tiny tim
suit up lets go (1:23:33 PM): Except not so tiny.
earth to rose (1:23:43 PM): okay, just tim
earth to rose (1:23:52 PM): you're steve, tims older brother
earth to rose (1:24:11 PM): the sequel to scrooge
suit up lets go (1:24:31 PM): I beat my little brother up because he sings in an unnecessary high voice.
Boogie Down Productions - JIMMY
04:44pm 24/11/2003
The J the I the M the M
The Y the J the I the M
It's Jimmy!
It's Jimmy! x2
Verse 1
Here is a message to the Super Hoes
Just keep in mind when Jimmy grows
It grows and grows and grows so let it
But keep in mind about the epidemic
When Jimmy releases boy it pleases
But what do you do about all these diseases?
Jimmy is Jimmy no matter what
So take care of Jimmy cos you know what's up
Cos now in winter AIDS attacks
So run out and get your Jimmy Hats
It costs so little for a pack of three
They're Jimmy Hats for the winter attack
Good for a present, great for lovers
Demonstrated by The Jungle Brothers
Protect your Jimmy and keep it fresh
They're Jimmy Hats by KRS
So, remember you're never too old (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Remember you're never too bold (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Do me a favour, wear your hat
So Jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back
Verse 2
Well, Red Alert is down with BDP
Teachin' you all about Jimbrowski
I don't wanna hear that you're not with it
Turn around and see your butt in a clinic
Havin' doctors just poke at Jimmy
Let me express what now what's in me
Too many people take too many risks
Too many people I see get dissed
Jimmy Hats are now in style
Cos you can't trust a big butt and a smile
Some are dry and some lubricated
Many companies make and made it
So all you Super-Hoes, wear your hat
Cos drippin' Jimmies is straight up wack
Keep in mind about Jimbrowski
Jimmy Hats by BDP
The J, the I, the M
The M, the Y, the J, the I...
It's Jimmy!
It's Jimmy!
The J, the I, the M, the M
The Y, the J, the I, the M
It's Jimmy!
06:14pm 23/11/2003
mood: lazy
I in the bathroom at Krispy Kreme and began to "bleed the lizard", as the kids like to say. I looked down as things were wrapping up and saw that I had a huge red streak across my penis.

"My god, my dick is bleeding!" I thought.

I grabbed some toilet paper and began to wipe carefully and was surprised that it did not hurt to touch the wound. I noticed some red stains on the TP where I had been holding it and was surprised that my hand was bleeding too. But no, it was raspberry filling all over my hands which I inevitably transferred to my purple helmet of love.

I remember being disappointed that I didnot have the dexterity to suc- hmmm, no...I won't say it.

On a related note, I had a dozen raspberry filled glazed doughnuts, while my roommate had two dozen originals. When he finished we stood up clapping and yelling, "Two dozen! Two dozen!" and I got him to autograph my complimentary Krispy Kreme hat.

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I never let on ...
09:49pm 12/11/2003
mood: chipper
title or description

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09:39pm 31/10/2003
mood: lazy
My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend thinks I'm hot.

I'm not joking.

He came out of the closet shortly after he broke up with her, and he saw me on and told some people who eventually told my girlfriend...

I didn't know what to say.
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